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garters far above your station. Incautiously I took your part when you were accused of pilfering. There's a medium in all things. Play cricket.




MARY DRISCOLL
(Excitedly.) As God is looking down on me this night if ever I laid a hand to them oylsters!




FIRST WATCH
The offence complained of? Did something happen?




MARY DRISCOLL
He surprised me in the rere of the premises, Your honour, when the missus was out shopping one morning with a request for a safety pin. He held me and I was discoloured in four places as a result. And he interfered twict with my clothing.




BLOOM
She counterassaulted.




MARY DRISCOLL
(Scornfully.) I had more respect for the scouringbrush, so I had. I remonstrated with him, Your lord, and he remarked: keep it quiet!

(General laughter.)

GEORGES FOTTRELL
(Clerk of the crown and peace, resonantly.) Order in court! The accused will now make a bogus statement.

(Bloom, pleading not guilty and holding a fullblown waterlily, begins a long unintelligible speech. They would hear what counsel had to say in his stirring address to the grand jury. He was down and out but, though branded as a black sheep, if he might say so, he meant to reform, to retrieve the memory of the past in a purely sisterly way and return to nature as a purely domestic animal. A sevenmonths' child, he had been carefully brought up and nurtured by an aged bedridden parent. There might have been lapses of an erring father but he wanted to turn over a new leaf and now, when at long last in sight of the whipping post, to lead a homely life in the evening of his days, permeated by the affectionate

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